First off, an apology. I'm really sorry that it's been so long since my last post but my pal Missy (that's Missy Elliott to you guys) and I jetted off to the Bahamas for a short holiday. She's been pretty stressed working on her new album and she popped round the other day while Eastenders was on and we both just looked at each other and said "Roxy's such a bitch" and then "shall we fly to the Bahamas". So that's what we did.

Anyway, that's no excuse for what's happened in my absence. Somehow, the guy famous for once being married to Pamela Anderson is number 1 in the UK! According to Radio 1, this guy should now be given the prefix 'Legend'. What the hell happened? You go away for one weekend with a world famous rapper and you come back to find Kid Rock sitting pretty (ugly) at the top of the charts.

I haven't doctored the above picture in a fit of rage, this is actually what he looks like. The song's called 'All Summer Long' and it samples 'Sweet Home Alabama' and adds precisely zilch to the original, other then making that song even more inane.

I'm not including a link to this video. If we all pretend it doesn't exist then perhaps it will go away. Personally, I blame Switzerland.