We always assumed Kasabian were a fairly humourless bunch. This song - released to coincide with April Fools - is proof that they know how to take the piss and make people laugh. The problem of course, as with all April Fools pranks, is that it's so bloody obvious. I mean, no self respecting human being can sing about "diamond teeth", "snake skin shoes" and "heartless girls hung in elevators" without a nudge and a wink.

'Vlad The Impaler' Ha ha ha. You crazy guys. Seriously though, you didn't think we'd fall for it did you?